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 by Peter James
You come home at 4:00 am staggering in the house trying to not wake up your old lady. You get a slice of cold pizza and a beer and you watch a few minutes of ESPN to catch up on the latest scores before you go to bed. You take a piss, then go into your bedroom and take off your clothes. You plop down in bed, and the old lady raises up like someone from Night of the Living Dead. She takes one whiff of you and rolls her eyes. She goes through your pants pockets like a woman getting ready for a shopping spree. Then she sees all she wants and steam comes out her ears. She thumps back down in bed like she just ate a water melon.
Do you know what is wrong? She has just realized that you got back from a strip club. She can smell all the cheap perfume on you, knows you spent a ton of money, and can tell by your constant hard on, that you got turned on looking at boobies all night long.
Why do women hate strip clubs so much? You would think that there was a minister there preaching about the antichrist. It isn't too hard to figure out really.
Would you like your woman to be in a place where nude hot men put their packages in her face? Probably not. Though, to be honest I could really care less. As long as she comes home to me, I don't care how many men rub themselves on her. But, most men would get jealous.
- The idea of her man going to a place and drooling over another woman pisses her off. She wants you to drool over her and only her. She doesn't understand that after a few years and a few pounds, she aren't the woman she once were. Instead, she thinks that your eyes are only for looking at her breasts.
- Woman are territorial creatures. They would piss on you to mark you if they could. Instead they nag and bitch, to wear you down so that you have no will to live. They think that they own you.
- There is also a money issue here. They get jealous at the idea of you spending money on any woman but them. Sometimes this might be due to problems with finances, or maybe just because she is a bitch. If she acts like this, look at your bank account, that will tell you why real fast.
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by Peter James
Are you in to taboo sex? Taboo means something that society or religion teaches against. I'm not sure much is taboo these days. Pretty much everything we can think of we can do. There are still a few things that people consider taboo in bed. Usually these are the things that make us so horny that we can't last more than a minute. I think that is why we enjoy doing such things. There is a rush involved when doing something that you know is wrong. It is the same feeling a thief probably gets when he steals something. In this day and age, very few things are off limits...
It probably depends on where you live. If you live on the coast near a beach, people tend to be more liberal. Everything and anything goes. If you live in the heartland, where you can see corn fields as far as the eye can see, chances are you live in more of a conservative area.
I've never understood this really. Sometimes I think people who are near agriculture perceive themselves as closer to God. When you toil in the soil all day growing food for many people to eat, you become kind of one with the earth. This is my theory. Who knows, I have lived on the coast and in corn field city and this is what I think.
There are still some things that are taboo. It is hard to believe, but it is true. As long as you are enjoying yourself and no one is being harmed, who cares? Let's talk about some taboo sex acts that you might enjoy.
- Banging her in the pooper.
That's right, some in the world still view anal sex as taboo. Most men dream of achieving this feat, many will go home in defeat. There is a lot of stigma placed on anal sex. While most of us men view it as the next best thing since sliced bread, society has a very different view on it.
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 by Peter James
You are awake, but you haven't opened your eyes yet. You don't remember much about last night, but you feel hung over. You reach over for a cigarette and barely open your eyes long enough to see where they are. You take a long deep puff and your eyes begin to open. All you know is that you feel like total shit. You take a few puffs off of your cigarette and put it in the ashtray. You lay in bed trying to remember what the hell happened last night. You vaguely remember going out with the buddies and doing ten shots of whiskey and pouring beers down your throat all night long.
Your brain starts to recognize that you are awake and need to start the day. You take a few more puffs off of your cigarette and you realize there is something moving next to you. Holy shit! There is a nude stranger next to you with your blankets wrapped around her. She is starting to wake up after she smells the scent of your cigarette smoke.
What do to? You don't want to act like you don't remember having sex with her, even though you don't. You don't know this woman from a box of rocks. Don't panic, keep your cool.
She might not remember anything from last night. Be gentle with her and talk in a soft voice, she might be hung over too. Run your fingers through her hair and act happy. If she sees that you are happy, she might think you enjoyed the sex.
After she is awake try to make small talk. Ask her what she would like for breakfast and that sort of thing. Tell her how beautiful her eyes look in the morning. Tell her they are full of life and they sparkle like the stars at night.
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