A friend of mine, "Horny" Hal Gudmunsen, recently opened his own tanning salon. What I heard about this, I just had to go check it out! I just couldn't picture him running his own business. Hal, of all people! Besides, my own "tan" needed definite improvement. So I followed the directions he gave me, and found the salon in a surprisingly elegant little shopping center. It was located right on the end, closest to the street, and had a big sign that read:
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